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    Police: Nude Maid Cleans Up Well, Steals $40K In Jewelry



    TAMPA, Fla. -- A nude maid cleaned up good at a Tampa Bay area man's home.

    The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 worth of jewelry from the home despite not wearing any clothes.

    The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his home.

    Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

    Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

    When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered the jewelry missing from their bedroom.

    Police are investigating.

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    She was naked. Why did he leave her alone in any room. He must have gone to get his little pill. I wonder what else he has lost since his wife got home.
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    My question is, where did she put the loot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    My question is, where did she put the loot?
    I wasn't going to go there.
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    What maid service?
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    Sounds like she cleaned out the family Jewels
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    He paid her $100.00 an hour to steal $40,000 in jewelry?

    He got ripped off.

    Many thieves would have stolen that jewelery free of charge.
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    If they find her, they'll have to do a strip search. Oh wait... too late!
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    Nude maid...

    Yeah...OK...

    I'm desperate, but not that desperate.

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    oh... that's a good one.

    Envision trying to explain that one to your wife

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    I don't belive the story is truthful. The man is obviously lying to cover up what he actually did with his wifes jewelry.







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    I go to Vegas normally twice a year. One of the best shows is sitting down and watch the pros and the johns. Talk to the dealers and they will tell you funny funny stories that Can not be repeated here. One story told to me by the dealer is husband is at a HOT craps table and doing well, a pro comes up and asks if he wants to go back to his room? He goes back gets done and heads back to the table and leaves the Pro in the room. The wife walks into the room and see the Pro packing up everything they brought on vacation back into her luggage. Wife smacks the Pro,calls security and then goes looking for her husband. Wife finds him at the Craps table again and then walks behind his and gives him a crack to the back of the head. He turns around to see who and why he got cracked. His wife starts calling him every name in the book. "Bad enough you pick up a hooker and take her back to our room but I caught her looting all of our stuff!!! (In the famous wisdom of Ricky Ricardo" You got alot of spaining to do.) Husband could not say a word!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoda View Post
    What maid service?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    My question is, where did she put the loot?
    Put it in her box....jewelry box...right?

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