Urine to being an astronaut?
This is a discussion on Crisis in Orbit: Space-Station Toilet Breaks Down within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; There's a bit of a stinky situation in space. The main toilet aboard the International Space Station has broken down, forcing the three crew members ...
There's a bit of a stinky situation in space.
The main toilet aboard the International Space Station has broken down, forcing the three crew members to use the loo on the Soyuz escape craft that's permanently attached to the ISS, according to various media reports.
However, the Soyuz head will offer only temporary relief, as its holding tank will quickly fill up.
To remedy the problem, space shuttle Discovery will bring spare parts for the Russian-built space toilet when it launches to the ISS Saturday.
"The Zvezda service module toilet experienced additional difficulties Tuesday morning," the latest NASA update dryly reports.
In any case, the malfunctioning toilet's days are numbered. In the fall, it will be replaced by a state-of-the-art system that will transform astronaut urine into drinking water.
There goes my desire to be an astronaut.
Urine to being an astronaut?
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Better get a hat...
Why don't they just build an good ole fashion out-house?
just make sure it's at least 15 feet from the station...problem solved.
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well...they could just hang it out there.... it would be kinda chilly though ! LOL
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Isn't space a big vacuum, what's wrong with a whole in the wall with a bath tub stopper, nothing complicated about that. Geeeez. Engineers, always making things so complicated.
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I know for sure fairfax county va has been doing it on the order of 30 years. They "Recycle" the crap water and dump it right back into the same reservoirs they pull it from to turn into drinking water. I know I've seen publications of plans for other states doing similar things.
As for the astronauts...what dingbat decided there should only be one crapper on a space station where multiple peoples live for months at a time and not have a good backup plan or a plumber on board? They've got to be the dumbest smart people.
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I think that the concern is that it costs thousands of dollars per pound of anything brought to orbit; every time they take a leak if it was just ejected out it'd cost a true fortune.
Anyway, all water is recycled in the big picture. Seems gross, sure, but honestly -- all the water out there has probably passed through some living thing at some point.
I guarantee you that there wasn't any women in on that planning or they woulda built the space station around the bathroomsAs for the astronauts...what dingbat decided there should only be one crapper on a space station where multiple peoples live for months at a time and not have a good backup plan or a plumber on board? They've got to be the dumbest smart people.
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Sounds like a good news / bad news type of thing.
The good news: It's only a (proverbial) $800 problem.
The bad news: It's going to cost $95M to get it there.
The good news: Everyone's going to start liking Tang.
The bad news: It's going to run out in a couple of weeks.
The good news: There are plenty of those special, self-sealing baggies on board.
The bad news: The flight manual doesn't have a procedure covering this situation.
The good news: The ISS has an escape module.
The worst news, yet: The escape module's a Soyuz, and it's permanently attached.