Ray & Bubba

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    Ray & Bubba

    You can't fix . . . well, you know.
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    Ray & Bubba (Oklahoma mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up and looking puzzled. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

    "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

    The woman took a multi-tool from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

    Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

    Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government.
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    You sure they weren't Texas Aggies?

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    Very Very funny. ROFL.

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    Get a woman to help and this is what you get.
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    hahahah

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    Took a second, but it's very funny!
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    Sounds like Longhorn fans to me....BOOMER SOONER!!! Ha Ha Ha
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