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Funny: 1st Time Hunters from NY City

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    Funny: 1st Time Hunters from NY City

    Two 1st time hunters from NY City are out in the wild hunting, when out of nowhere, one of the hunters falls to the ground. The other hunter checks if he's breathing, but there's no sign of life, so he calls 911: "Please! Help me! I think my friend is dead!"


    The operator says: "ok, ok, calm down, first, make sure if he's dead".

    After a short moment of silence, a gunshot is heard, then the frantic hunter says: "ok, now what?!"
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
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    I will use that.... good one!
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    Ha Ha I thought that happened upstate not Downstate!!

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    Probably Catskills (area just north of NYC). Its famous for inexperienced hunters. I used to hunt in NY, and the saying was to go as far north as possible to avoid getting shot by a NYC hunter (or asked about how to put the bullets in the gun).

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    I've heard that as a Polish, redneck, and blonde joke.

    BTW, my Polish wife HATES it when I tell those jokes.

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    Heard it before, but always (horrifyingly) funny!

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    I've heard that as a Polish, redneck, and blonde joke.

    BTW, my Polish wife HATES it when I tell those jokes.
    Be sure to tell them to her very slowly so she understands them.

    Don't tell her I said that.

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