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    Public Service Announcement

    Mrs David in FL just found out that she has to have a minor operation to remove a benign cyst in the back of her throat.

    For all the men out there......... Apparently the correct response to hearing such news is not "So, it sounds like you won't be talking for a couple of days, huh?"

    Who knew?

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    That's hillarious...hope the operation goes fine. Enjoy the few days of silence!
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    Good luck to your wife with her surgery.
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    Dang.....I got tortilla chips blowing out my nose now.
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    That one mad me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
    Dang.....I got tortilla chips blowing out my nose now.
    That's gotta hurt.
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    Good to know, thanks for the heads up. I'm married to a read head, so I bet that comment would be amplified if I ever said it.
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    UPDATE:

    the correct procedure when reading this thread is not to burst out in laughter while your wife is in the other room. Upon her entering to inquire what is so funny, reading her the post is ill-advised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David in FL View Post
    Mrs David in FL just found out that she has to have a minor operation to remove a benign cyst in the back of her throat.

    For all the men out there......... Apparently the correct response to hearing such news is not "So, it sounds like you won't be talking for a couple of days, huh?"

    Who knew?
    Oh, dear.

    Let us know how her surgery goes, and that she has our best wishes for a speedy recovery.

    And when you get out of traction, you'll know not to say that again, right?



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    I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

    Seriously though, I hope everything goes Ok.

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    Good thing that will not affect her cooking and cleaning ability.

    Good luck on the procedure.
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    Ouch...hope the surgery goes ok. So how exactly do you plan on explaining the black eye to your coworkers tomorrow morning?

    Hope your knees are good. Probably should be doing a lot of in the near future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoda View Post

    Good thing that will not affect her cooking and cleaning ability.
    I'll be sure to mention that to her. I'll let you know how it works out for me.........

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