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    Check your closet

    I had some doritos disappear

    TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

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    Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

    The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

    One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.

    "We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide," Itakura said. "When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."

    The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man's house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.

    She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."
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    Well at least she was 'neat and clean'......why buy the bull, when you get to roam the pasture for free (without any 'service')...
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    I'm thinking how do you explain the woman hiding in the closet to you're wife
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
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    How about a link? This one seems a little too good to be true.
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    I just went to look for a lady in all my closets... no such luck. I'm hungry and the house needs a scrubbin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I just went to look for a lady in all my closets... no such luck. I'm hungry and the house needs a scrubbin.
    Nice one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I'm hungry and the house needs a scrubbin.
    Momma always reminded me that the servants were let go early, each day. The subtle reminder being: clean, clothe, cook and shop for myself, if I was so urgently in need of those things.
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    This behavior was profiled on a news show a while ago, only it was bored churrruns camping out in people's houses while they were at work. Some did it for weeks and were never caught. They even had a catchy name for it, which I can't remember right now.
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    How could somebodys situational awareness be SO LOW that they could not detect somebody living in their home for over a year?
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    Man O Doggies...when is there a hungry girl in MY closet when I really need one?
    And a neat and clean one too.
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    Man O Doggies...when is there a hungry girl in MY closet when I really need one?
    And a neat and clean one too.

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    My wife just went to look for a lady in my closet.
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    Listen get out of the house we traced the call,and it is coming from inside the house, GET OUT!!

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