New York vs. California

[dukalmighty]

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
conclusion that their New York ancestors already had a telephone
network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after,
headlines in the LA Times newspaper read:
'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper
wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced
high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New
Yorkers.' One week later, the 'Ness County News,' a local news paper
in Ness City, KANSAS., reported the following:

'After digging as deep as 30 yards in wheat fields near Beeler, KS,
Larry Guy, a self- taught archaeologist and dyed-in-the-wool Jayhawk
fan, reported that he found absolutely nothing.
Larry has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Kansas had already
gone wireless.'

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[ccw9mm]

Very nice. Wireless. I like it!

Three bureaucrats.
Three bureaucrats.
See how they yawn!
See how they yawn!
They rise to befuddle the citizens
to frame 'em for crimes they didn't engage in
Did you ever see so silly a thing
as three bureaucrats?

(Sung to the rhyme of "Three Blind Mice," of course.)

[deadeye72]

That's good. Can you hear me now?

[JonInNY]

I love it.

[artz]

LOL....

[Supertac45]

It's time for a goverment grant to reseach this further.

[HKinNY]

It's time for a goverment grant to reseach this further.

The sad thing is sonmebody in goverment would throw money at: this

[rodc13]

It's time for a goverment grant to reseach this further.

I've already applied for a government grant to perform research on the government grant application process.