New York vs. California

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    New York vs. California

    After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists
    found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
    conclusion that their New York ancestors already had a telephone
    network more than 100 years ago.

    Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
    California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after,
    headlines in the LA Times newspaper read:
    'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper
    wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced
    high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New
    Yorkers.' One week later, the 'Ness County News,' a local news paper
    in Ness City, KANSAS., reported the following:

    'After digging as deep as 30 yards in wheat fields near Beeler, KS,
    Larry Guy, a self- taught archaeologist and dyed-in-the-wool Jayhawk
    fan, reported that he found absolutely nothing.
    Larry has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Kansas had already
    gone wireless.'
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    Very nice. Wireless. I like it!

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    That's good. Can you hear me now?
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    I love it.
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    LOL....
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    It's time for a goverment grant to reseach this further.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Supertac45 View Post
    It's time for a goverment grant to reseach this further.
    The sad thing is sonmebody in goverment would throw money at: this
    Last edited by Captain Crunch; June 1st, 2008 at 01:12 AM. Reason: Fixed quote tags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supertac45 View Post
    It's time for a goverment grant to reseach this further.
    I've already applied for a government grant to perform research on the government grant application process.
    Cheers,
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