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    An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

    A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

    Gun Control is not about guns; it’s about control.

    If guns cause crime, then cameras cause pornography.

    Free Men should not have to ask permission to bear arms.

    If you don’t know your Rights you don’t have any.

    Those who trade Liberty for security have neither.

    The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.

    What part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?

    The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.

    Guns only have two enemies: rust and Liberals.

    Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.

    If you want peace, prepare for war.

    Peace through superior firepower.

    Call 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

    Assault is a type of behavior, not a type of hardware.

    Criminals love gun control – it makes their jobs easier and safer.

    Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

    You only have the Rights you are willing to fight for.

    The American Revolution wasn’t about tea and taxes — it was about taking guns!

    Gun control is hitting what you aim at.

    The pen is mightier than the sword — unless you are in a swordfight!

    Those who live by the sword have a fighting chance.

    Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don’t.

    Blaming a gun for crime is like blaming a fork for Rosie O’Donnell for being FAT!

    My Gun? I’d rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

    Firearm safety - It’s a matter for education, not legislation.

    The day they want my guns they’ll have to bring theirs.

    An armed society is a polite society.

    Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

    How can you praise freedom, and condemn that which gains and preserves it?

    Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.

    Shooting. The only sport endorsed by the Founding Fathers.

    My wife and my gun: ’til death do us part.

    When they come for your guns, give them the ammo first!

    If you are free to be a liberal – thank a man with a gun!

    Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my gun!

    Guns are smart enough. We need smarter politicians.

    Bolt actions speak louder than words.

    Gun control… it’s not a new idea… Just a bad one!

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    The D.C. Gun Ban works - just ask James Brady.

    When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away…
    RO I & II

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