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    The Mexican Navy SEAL Team



    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    That is hilarious.
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    Yo quiero Osama bin Laden.

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    hahahah...."yo quiero Osama bin Landen"...too funny :)

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    I saw the headline...I saw the OP...I knew it was going to be funny.

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    Where is his gun...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reborn View Post
    Where is his gun...........

    He don't need no gun. He'll gnaw your ankles off and leave you there to bleed out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reborn View Post
    Where is his gun...........
    If he showed you he'd have to kill you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch View Post
    I dont drink beer often, but when I do it's 2X's
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    Quote Originally Posted by deadeye72 View Post
    He don't need no gun. He'll gnaw your ankles off and leave you there to bleed out.


    And I would never see it coming.
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    I nearly peed myself........lucky I finished my coffee, otherwise it would have been all over the monitor! Good job Cap....
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    Quote Originally Posted by hudsonvalley View Post
    I nearly peed myself........lucky I finished my coffee, otherwise it would have been all over the monitor! Good job Cap....
    That happens when you get old, but they got adult diapers for that sort of thing. (JK)
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    LOL...
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    Even the mexican dogs have come up with ways of crossing the rio grande illegally
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