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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, ''You must be single.'' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: ''Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?''
The drunk replied, ''Cause you're ugly.''
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Miggy - haha .......
Chris - P95
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"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.
I guess wisdom comes in all shapes and sizes.
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I've come to this realization that that most Men are ugly and women are attractive to stable Ugly men.
Just ask JD.......
JK.......sorry JD don't BAN ME!!!!!!
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Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.
That is hilarious.
That theres funny I don't care who ya are
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I thought alcohol made people look better....I guess I don't ever want to meet you Miggy
"[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
They are left in full possession of them."
Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton
Caught me off guard...
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I am using this today on someone, even if I have to stand in a Wal-Mart half the day.........thanks for posting it.
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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