When Should You Personally DIE???

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    Question When Should You Personally DIE???

    I don't mean when should you die for nothing.
    That would be totally pointless.
    Well, not EXACTLY pointless because if you died early you (of course) would use up less of the Earths limited resources...so I guess it really would be OK if you died young. Really young.
    I mean at what exact age should you die in order to save the planet because you wasteful pigs have "used up" your life allotment of Carbon Credits.
    Take The test and use the Greenhouse Calculator to determine at what age you should EXIT the planet.
    BTW This test was intended for 9 year old Australian kids to take.
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    And then while you are there check out some of the cartoon Adventures of Greena - who uses her natural armpit odor to get the beached whale to go back into the ocean.
    The smell of her armpit Saves The Whale...I'm not kidding.
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    Wow. I'm speechless.
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    Apparently, I should have died when I was 2.2 years old...Oh, well.
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    8.8. I thought I was pretty low on the carbon footprint by virtue of riding a motorcyle. Evidently I was wrong.

    That site is lol hilarious.
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    Age 4.7 which goes to prove they know crap.

    It has to be a joke on the environment thing
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Any woman that can repel a whale with her armpit must be really lonely
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    I'll die when my time's up, and not when some neo-hippie says so.

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    Sadly it's not a joke.

    The brainwashing already has a great start here in the U.S.
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    Took the test. I used up all my credits by the time I was 6.6 years old. The "Meat is murder!" comment sums up what they think of my lifestyle. Can't help it. I'm an omnivore, and member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals).
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    Should have been dead when I was 9. I am doing pretty good then. At this rate I will single handedly destroy the planet in a few years apparently.
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    It says I can live forever

    I think this has to be a joke
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    What the heck? I mean . . . WHAT THE HECK???????






    Incidentally, what does eating meat have to do with being "green"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev9mm View Post
    Incidentally, what does eating meat have to do with being "green"?
    Red Meat (mainly cattle from feed lots) is the cause for most of the methane (cow farts) produced on the planet.

    Feed lots are very good at producing fat cows but also have produced E. coli 0157, and Campylobacter jejuni and increasing the number of antibiotic resistant bacteria.

    P.S. I like beef
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    Should have died at 1.3 years.

    I've got to believe that I can offset that by killing a bunch of tree-hugging pansies though.....

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    Only when Im darn good and ready, Or when God says so.
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