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    Lawyer Joke



    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    Their are no lawyer jokes.

    Their are only true stories about lawyers that happen to be funny.

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    Good one Captain
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    Criminal lawyer is redundant......

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    What's funny about that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MitchellCT View Post
    Their are no lawyer jokes.

    Their are only true stories about lawyers that happen to be funny.
    +1 on that
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    A guy walks into a bar and says all lawyer's are Buttholes. Another guy stands up and says I resent that. The first says are you a lawyer. The second guy says no I'm a Butthole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David in FL View Post
    Criminal lawyer is redundant......
    Christian Lawyer is a oxymoron.....
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    OK, as long as this was started (and my sincere apologies to any attorneys out there)...

    Picture this: A lawyer, is all alone in the middle of the desert, surrounded by sand and desolation, and is buried up to his nose in the sand.

    What's missing from this picture?
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    One more bucket of sand.
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    Why do they bury lawyers 12 feet down rather than 6 feet like everyone else?











    Cause down deep they are really nice guys.


    What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?











    One is a bottom dwelling, garbage eating, scum sucker





    and the other is a fish.

    Both originally told to me by an attorney.
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    What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?









    A good start!
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    What do you call a bus load of lawyers going over the side of a cliff.

    A Shame.


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    A crying shame.

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    there is only one lawyer joke...








    the rest are all true :)
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    99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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