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    New Special Forces Unit!

    The Pentagon has announced the formation of a new elite fighting unit, The U.S. Redneck Special Forces!

    This new unit is comprised of soldiers from the southern most states of the U.S.

    These elite soldiers will be dropped into Iraq and Afghanistan and given only the following information about their enemy:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Baby Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



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    is Ohio too far north??

    awe come on - most my neighbors is from Kentuky an it is southern Ohio....


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    Can we use bait? Maybe a some human like decoys engaged in sin. When they move in to destroy the infidels we can pick them off.

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    I don't even want to think about the recoil.
    Mark Twain:
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    patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

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    No recoil... Just place it against the bumper of the truck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR D View Post
    is Ohio too far north??

    awe come on - most my neighbors is from Kentuky an it is southern Ohio....

    Heh, I always call Northern Kentucky Ohio to make my grandfather mad who lives there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4ZRC View Post
    No recoil... Just place it against the bumper of the truck...
    You ain't putting me between the butt end of that and a truck....
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