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Drinking buddies

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    Drinking buddies

    A couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Dallas , Tx .

    One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'

    Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
    buzz.

    You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed.

    The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing. Then the phone rings.

    It's Jim.

    Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'

    Bud says, 'I feel great. How about you?'

    < STRONG>Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'

    Bud says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
    ought to do this more often.'

    'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'

    'What's that?'

    'Have you farted yet?'

    'No.'

    'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver .'

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    LOL, that's funny! No need to pay for a plane ticket, just consume some jet fuel, and eat some Taco Bell!
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    Why is it always rednecks,why ain't it like stockbrokers or bank executives,or PTA members
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    Why is it always rednecks,why ain't it like stockbrokers or bank executives,or PTA members
    Where the only ones with a sense of humer and can laugh at ourselves.
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    hahaha! what about drinking flaming shots after the jet fuel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by doobie View Post
    hahaha! what about drinking flaming shots after the jet fuel?

    You would probably get way past Denver.
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    When they woke up with no hangover I thought the punchline was because they were in heaven. Jet farts is much better.
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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