Now thats a joke I like.
This is a discussion on Miss Interpretation within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did ...
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
While she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked into the face of a very serious officer. The officer ordered her to exit the vehicle with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed into a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a officer approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
“I’m very sorry for this mistake,” he said. “You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. Then I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday School’ bumper sticker, and the Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.”
If the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.--Samuel Adams as Candidus, Boston Gazette 20 Jan. 1772
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How true that is.
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
"Sometimes when you're making gumbo, people just show up.", Leah Chase
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
Although I am also a Christian, that is exactly the reason you will never see any of that stuff on my car or truck. I really don't want to say that I am a Christian (at least on my vehicles, that drive the freeways of Dallas ever day) if I don't live it 27/7/365, and I would never want to cause someone to stumble because of me.
"Eternity is Too Long to be Wrong"
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Member TSRA, USCCA, TCHA
Christian, Heterosexual, Pro-2A, Pro-Life, Conservative, Common Sense American
How true, how true
"It is better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep."
- Italian proverb
"We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin