Do You Like Assaulty Fish?

Do You Like Assaulty Fish?

This is a discussion on Do You Like Assaulty Fish? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Suspect Accused of Assault Using a Fish Last Edited: Monday, 02 Jun 2008, 2:00 PM EDT Created: Monday, 02 Jun 2008, 2:00 PM EDT Marcellus ...

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 18

Thread: Do You Like Assaulty Fish?

  1. #1
    Administrator
    Array QKShooter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Off Of The X
    Posts
    35,604

    Do You Like Assaulty Fish?

    Suspect Accused of Assault Using a Fish

    Last Edited: Monday, 02 Jun 2008, 2:00 PM EDT

    Created: Monday, 02 Jun 2008, 2:00 PM EDT

    Marcellus Coleman-Fish Assault

    From the Fredericksburg Police Department Crime Blotter:

    A resident reported that he was with his girlfriend at the gas pumps while a third friend with them pumped gas into the girlfriend's SUV.

    A male subject who was not acquainted with the three friends walked out of the store and verbally challenged the male who was pumping gas, then threw a rock at him which struck him in the neck.

    The reporting party ran towards the subject and the subject grabbed a fish out of his car and threw it at him, hitting him in the face.

    The subject next grabbed a beer bottle and threw it at the SUV; he then pulled his pants down and exposed himself to the three friends before leaving the area in a blue car.

    The store surveillance camera captured the suspect's image while he was inside the business and he was subsequently identified as Marcellus Coleman, 21, of Fredericksburg.

    Warrants were obtained charging Coleman with malicious wounding, indecent exposure, and destruction of property.

    Coleman was arrested on 6/1 after being found hiding in an abandoned house on Myrick St.
    He was located after police received reports of his location from residents in the area.
    While Coleman was being led to the police cruiser in handcuffs, he spit on a male subject who was standing nearby.
    The arresting officer obtained an additional warrant against Coleman charging him with simple assault.
    Coleman was incarcerated at the Rappahannock Regional Jail under no bond.


  2. #2
    Administrator
    Array QKShooter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Off Of The X
    Posts
    35,604
    Oh My Cod! & Holy Mackerel - Would you have just kicked his damn Bass?
    Liberty Over Tyranny Μολὼν λαβέ

  3. #3
    JD
    JD is offline
    Administrator
    Array JD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Central Iowa
    Posts
    19,310
    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Personally I would have kicked his damn Bass.
    Language work around, I'm going to have to edit your post QK....




    Although the story does remind me of Hotgun's comment regarding the throwing of cats.

  4. #4
    Administrator
    Array QKShooter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Off Of The X
    Posts
    35,604
    This would have been a good time to have a Marlin....or a swordfish.
    Liberty Over Tyranny Μολὼν λαβέ

  5. #5
    Senior Member Array Cthulhu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Brevard County, FL
    Posts
    1,154
    I am shocked and amazed that this happened outside of FL.

    -JT

  6. #6
    VIP Member Array cdwolf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    MS
    Posts
    2,261
    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Oh My Cod! & Holy Mackerel - Would you have just kicked his damn Bass?
    perfect
    GUN CONTROL= I WANT TO BE THE ONE IN CONTROL OF THE GUN

    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

  7. #7
    VIP Member Array rodc13's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    San Antonio, Texas
    Posts
    2,753
    When tuna are outlawed, only outlaws will have tuna.

    In cod we trust.
    Cheers,
    Rod
    "We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters

  8. #8
    Moderator
    Array Rock and Glock's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Colorado at 11,650'
    Posts
    12,752

    Fin and Flipper Controls

    Oh My Cod! & Holy Mackerel - Would you have just kicked his damn Bass?


    This whole story sounds fishy to me. High capacity fish are restricted, so how did this fella get one? And he just pulled it from the back seat of his car? Sounds like all out gar war to me..... Next thing you know, they'll be packing catfish, and the world will go to the dogs.....

  9. #9
    Lead Moderator
    Array rocky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    MI
    Posts
    16,087
    I hope the fish in question was of legal length.
    "In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." Thomas Jefferson


    Nemo Me Impune Lacesset

  10. #10
    VIP Member
    Array CopperKnight's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Spokane area, WA
    Posts
    6,742
    A whale of a tale like this raises the herring on the back of my neck. Some trigger happy fish wielder carping an attitude and angling for a fight. Problem is that this is the sole story, seems there were no witnesses perched nearby to see the wrass-leing match and shed a ray of light on what actually went down.

    I better quit now before someone snappers at me.
    eschew obfuscation

    The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD

  11. #11
    VIP Member Array Kerbouchard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    2,894
    Quote Originally Posted by CopperKnight View Post
    A whale of a tale like this raises the herring on the back of my neck. Some trigger happy fish wielder carping an attitude and angling for a fight. Problem is that this is the sole story, seems there were no witnesses perched nearby to see the wrass-leing match and shed a ray of light on what actually went down.

    I better quit now before someone snappers at me.
    Well, you've gotten these threads down to an art form.
    There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.

    http://miscmusings.townhall.com/

    Who is John Galt?

  12. #12
    VIP Member Array rodc13's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    San Antonio, Texas
    Posts
    2,753
    Quote Originally Posted by Kerbouchard View Post
    Well, you've gotten these threads down to an art form.
    What else would you expect from this grouper . . .
    Cheers,
    Rod
    "We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters

  13. #13
    VIP Member Array grady's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Near St. Louis, Missouri
    Posts
    2,837
    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    And he just pulled it from the back seat of his car?
    Apparently he didn't have his CFL (Concealed Fish License).



  14. #14
    Senior Member Array TheShadow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Stuck In The 1970's
    Posts
    915
    Im glad they netted that sucker and the story didn't end with a
    crappie conclusion. If he were to mess with me...
    He would need a team of sturgeons

  15. #15
    VIP Member Array dukalmighty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    texas
    Posts
    15,179
    Hard to carry a concealed fish,the pack of cats following you would be a dead giveaway
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Similar Threads

  1. Please tell me there are more fish in the sea
    By justherenow in forum Off Topic & Humor Discussion
    Replies: 65
    Last Post: September 9th, 2009, 11:11 PM
  2. I Caught A Fish It Was <-------------> Big
    By Rob99VMI04 in forum Off Topic & Humor Discussion
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: October 30th, 2007, 08:44 PM
  3. Fine Kettle of Fish
    By jbailey in forum Off Topic & Humor Discussion
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: April 9th, 2007, 02:07 AM
  4. Bleeding fish
    By SSKC in forum Concealed Carry Issues & Discussions
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: January 21st, 2006, 08:45 PM
  5. A fish story
    By Bumper in forum Off Topic & Humor Discussion
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: August 2nd, 2005, 07:40 AM