Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To go to McDonalds.
This is a discussion on Fresh Batch of McNuggets Coming Up within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Hen living at McDonald's finally captured Hen living at McDonald's finally captured - CNN.com TEMECULA, California (AP) -- In the end, the elusive chicken that ...
Hen living at McDonald's finally captured
Hen living at McDonald's finally captured - CNN.com
TEMECULA, California (AP) -- In the end, the elusive chicken that took up residence outside a McDonald's just got too comfortable in its new home.
For four months customers tried unsuccessfully to catch the brown hen using bait or bare hands. Last week, the fast fowl was finally captured after it settled in for the night right on top of the drive-through window box.
A group of employees distracted the bird with bites of hamburger bun and nabbed it.
Restaurant manager Chona Cauley said the chicken's downfall was that it got a little bit too comfortable around the drive-through.
"Normally, the chicken sleeps in the bushes," Cauley said.
The bird won't end up on the menu. It has been sent to live as a pet with other chickens at the home of a restaurant worker.
Since the chicken arrived, customers often found themselves waiting to order their McNuggets while the bird blocked the drive-through lane.
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I'd be curious to see the sales figures of chicken products before, during and after the chicken was hanging out at McD's.
"Just blame Sixto"
Well, only in Cali. In my home town someone would have brought a .22 and took it home for dinner.
"For the Lord your God will bless you in all your harvest and in all the work of your hands." Deuteronomy 16:15
I love sausage egg and cheese mcmuffins----fresh eggs are good.
Don't be ridiculous. They don't use chicken in their mcnuggets. They grow them in petri dishes at the same place they grow SPAM. I think they're both made by DuPont.
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If it had been in MIAMI it would have been gone in 60 seconds.....
quis custodiet ipsos custodes?