Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

[K4Kimber]

(My apologies in advance to anyone who finds themselves offended by this.)

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when

you're on the road.</ SPAN>

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally
every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....





# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[JD]

It's been a while but....



http://www.defensivecarry.com/vbulle...efer-guns.html

http://www.defensivecarry.com/vbulle...ver-women.html



The other two threads are closed due to age. So it's all good.


And to quote the wife...

And women like guns because ...

10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.

9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."

8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.

7# A gun will always be there when you need it.

6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.

5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.

4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."

3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.

2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).

#1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.

[NYcarry]

HaHa to Lima's response lol

[retsupt99]

I'm in my 60's...and I've found that when you shoot your gun, it doesn't require a 24 hour turn-a-round time to fire again...

[Rock and Glock]

A gun doesn't complain if you're too fast on the trigger.

[Slim_45]

Awsome

[JD]

Watch the innuendo guys...

Rule 4 ya know.

[B52]

I'll take my old lady over any firearm. Sure I will miss my guns, but I would miss her much more. I guess I just got lucky and got a great wife!!!! P.S. I hope she reads this and gives me a Henry lever action for my B-day...June 12th!

[bluedaisy]

Way to go Lima!!

[K4Kimber]

I'll take my old lady over any firearm. Sure I will miss my guns, but I would miss her much more. I guess I just got lucky and got a great wife!!!! P.S. I hope she reads this and gives me a Henry lever action for my B-day...June 12th!

Shameless gift begging! (I like your style!)