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    Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

    (My apologies in advance to anyone who finds themselves offended by this.)

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when

    you're on the road.</ SPAN>

    # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
    let you try it out a few times.

    # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    # 4. Guns function normally
    every day of the month.

    # 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

    # 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....





    # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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    It's been a while but....



    http://www.defensivecarry.com/vbulle...efer-guns.html

    http://www.defensivecarry.com/vbulle...ver-women.html



    The other two threads are closed due to age. So it's all good.


    And to quote the wife...

    Quote Originally Posted by limatunes View Post
    And women like guns because ...

    10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.

    9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."

    8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.

    7# A gun will always be there when you need it.

    6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.

    5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.

    4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."

    3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.

    2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).

    #1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.

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    HaHa to Lima's response lol

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    Watch the innuendo guys...

    Rule 4 ya know.


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    I'll take my old lady over any firearm. Sure I will miss my guns, but I would miss her much more. I guess I just got lucky and got a great wife!!!! P.S. I hope she reads this and gives me a Henry lever action for my B-day...June 12th!

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    Way to go Lima!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by B52 View Post
    I'll take my old lady over any firearm. Sure I will miss my guns, but I would miss her much more. I guess I just got lucky and got a great wife!!!! P.S. I hope she reads this and gives me a Henry lever action for my B-day...June 12th!
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