Got this in an E-mail and had to post it.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey on CRACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we 'll haul tail out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up when I'm done laughing at your clumsy butt .
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!