Because you are my friend

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    Got this in an E-mail and had to post it.

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    1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey on CRACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

    4. When you're scared -- we 'll haul tail out of here.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick --Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up when I'm done laughing at your clumsy butt .

    9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
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    So true. And so much better than those sappy ones that no one really acts like anyways.

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    That's too good.

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    That's my kind of friend.
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    That's any of my friends to the letter. I like them so much better then any of those described in the sappy ones.

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    Like syrup... drippy & sweet. But I love it!
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    My WIFE...is my friend...
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    LOL... I like !
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    My WIFE...is my friend...
    She looking over your shoulder again?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    In Tombstone Doc said something that translates to "you can't have too many friends". That's very true, I have a couple of those very special "I'll go to battle with you" type friends, and another is also my wife, ... right babe?
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