Whats for Supper?

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    Whats for Supper?

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:

    * Tourist: $5

    * Broiled Missionary: $10

    * Fried Explorer: $15

    * Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politicians?”

    The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning.”




    Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal. “Your wife makes a delicious roast,” one chief said.

    “Thanks,” his friend said. “But I'm sure gonna miss her.”

    (couldn't resist )
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