Bridge to Hawaii
GOD & THE BIKER
A biker was riding along California Highway 1 when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking--the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific, the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want
to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
Oh how true. I love that one.
That is a GREAT joke! I am stealing that one and using tomorrow!
After 37 years(?)...it IS funny!
My wife loved that story!