Bridge to Hawaii

Bridge to Hawaii

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    Bridge to Hawaii


    A biker was riding along California Highway 1 when suddenly the sky
    clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because
    you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
    over anytime I want.'

    The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking--the supports required to reach
    the bottom of the Pacific, the concrete and steel it would take! It
    will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
    hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
    time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time.

    Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want
    to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
    the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
    nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

    The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
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    Oh how true. I love that one.
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    That is a GREAT joke! I am stealing that one and using tomorrow!
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    that's good
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    After 37 years(?) IS funny!
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    Oh how true!!
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    My wife loved that story!
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