A Golfer's Tale

A Golfer's Tale

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    A Golfer's Tale

    A Golfer's Tale

    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

    'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
    difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

    We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

    'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
    ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
    cow's butt.

    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, look over here. This looks like yours!''

    'I don't remember much after that.'
    "If you can't place your shots on a non-moving piece of paper, how much more difficult will it be when that piece of paper becomes a 3-time felon whose sole purpose is to avoid going back to prison no matter what happens and no matter who gets in the way?"

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    Haha, awesome. Never heard that one!
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    that's a good one
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    That's a new one to me...........very good one!
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    In a Gomer Pyle voice...

    "Goooooollllllly, yer' going straight to hell fer that one..."
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