June 20th, 2008 10:17 PM
A Golfer's Tale
A Golfer's Tale
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, look over here. This looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that.'
"If you can't place your shots on a non-moving piece of paper, how much more difficult will it be when that piece of paper becomes a 3-time felon whose sole purpose is to avoid going back to prison no matter what happens and no matter who gets in the way?"
Taken from a posting by "Deadmeat 2"
June 20th, 2008 10:19 PM
Haha, awesome. Never heard that one!
...He suggested that "every American citizen" should own a rifle and train with it on firing ranges "at every courthouse." -Chesty Puller
June 20th, 2008 11:37 PM
June 20th, 2008 11:42 PM
do what you can with what you have where you are at (theodore roosevelt)
June 21st, 2008 07:54 AM
That's a new one to me...........very good one!
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
(Sometimes) "a fight avioded is a fight won." ... claude clay
June 21st, 2008 11:07 PM
Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company.- George Washington
Serving Since 1985- "Airborne"
June 22nd, 2008 12:00 AM
In a Gomer Pyle voice...
"Goooooollllllly, yer' going straight to hell fer that one..."
Last edited by RETSUPT99; June 22nd, 2008 at 11:02 AM.
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