This is a discussion on worlds funniest joke within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other ...
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
do what you can with what you have where you are at (theodore roosevelt)
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lol
Mixed Martial Arts Record= 2-0.......Kyokushin Karate Record=5-0
USMC.....helping enemies of America die for their countries since 1775
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Shoot, I thought for a minute you were going to talk about my love life
"[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
They are left in full possession of them."
Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton
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I wish I could quit youOriginally Posted by Dakotaranger
Shoot, I thought for a minute you were going to talk about my love life
do what you can with what you have where you are at (theodore roosevelt)
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I wish I could quit you
They are left in full possession of them."
Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton
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