The burglar and the little old lady

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June 22nd, 2008, 01:38 AM
ExactlyMyPoint

The burglar and the little old lady

A burglar breaks into the house of a little old lady at 2 am. Awaken by the noise, the little old lady comes down the stairs to see what all the ruckus is all about. As she enters the living room, she sees the burglar. Not armed, but with an unwavering faith in God, she screams out Acts 2:38. (Then Peter said to them,"Repent, and let every one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins; and you shall receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. )

Immediately the burglar drops to the ground and doesn't move. The little old lady calls 911 and the police come and arrest the burglar.

In the patrol car, the policeman asks why the burglar didn't run when he was confronted by the little old lady. He replied, "Are you kidding? She screamed out she had an ax and two .38s".
June 22nd, 2008, 04:18 AM
NKMG19

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Now that there is funny.
June 22nd, 2008, 07:31 AM
ccw9mm

:hand10:

Acts 2:38 ... repent and get your rewards.

Acts not (fail to repent) ... and you'll get 2 38's as reward.

Either way, getting on his knees was the right response. Ha.
June 22nd, 2008, 10:02 AM
madmunky40

:rofl::haha:
June 22nd, 2008, 10:22 AM
DaveH

Quote:

Originally Posted by madmunky40

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt

:congrats: Good one.

But OTOH two .38s are easier to carry, concealed. :wink:
June 22nd, 2008, 01:12 PM
dukalmighty

I've heard it before but that there is still funny
June 22nd, 2008, 02:23 PM
obxned

I rather quote Colt 19:11.
June 23rd, 2008, 11:43 AM
RebelKangaroo

Now that's funny.
June 23rd, 2008, 11:45 AM
RebelKangaroo

Quote:

Originally Posted by madmunky40

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt

And what does that mean?
June 24th, 2008, 10:13 AM
Miggy

Quote:

Originally Posted by RebelKangaroo

And what does that mean?

When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults

OK, so I googled it...sue me!:rofl:
June 24th, 2008, 10:18 AM
RebelKangaroo

My google skills must suck then, I couldn't find it. :9:
June 24th, 2008, 12:22 PM
PackerBackerToo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miggy

When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults

OK, so I googled it...sue me!:rofl:

I had already copied it and planned to Google it after reading the thread.

You saved me the time.

Where would we be without Google?
June 24th, 2008, 02:49 PM
Rob P.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RebelKangaroo

My google skills must suck then, I couldn't find it. :9:

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