Now that there is funny.
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A burglar breaks into the house of a little old lady at 2 am. Awaken by the noise, the little old lady comes down the stairs to see what all the ruckus is all about. As she enters the living room, she sees the burglar. Not armed, but with an unwavering faith in God, she screams out Acts 2:38. (Then Peter said to them,"Repent, and let every one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins; and you shall receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. )
Immediately the burglar drops to the ground and doesn't move. The little old lady calls 911 and the police come and arrest the burglar.
In the patrol car, the policeman asks why the burglar didn't run when he was confronted by the little old lady. He replied, "Are you kidding? She screamed out she had an ax and two .38s".
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
Acts 2:38 ... repent and get your rewards.
Acts not (fail to repent) ... and you'll get 2 38's as reward.
Either way, getting on his knees was the right response. Ha.
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I've heard it before but that there is still funny
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
I rather quote Colt 19:11.
"If we loose Freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the Last Place on Earth!" Ronald Reagan
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
My google skills must suck then, I couldn't find it.