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    New York man accused of hiding in woman's couch Fri Jun 20, 7:00 PM ET



    Police say a New York man cut a hole in a woman's couch and hid in the carved-out space until she came home. Newburgh police said the woman sat on the couch Wednesday evening and felt a bump in the cushions move.

    She jumped up and David Joe Limones emerged from his hiding place, knocking a cell phone out of her hand.

    The woman was on the phone with a friend when she entered her apartment because she had filed an earlier complaint against Limones and was worried he might be there. Police said she had asked the friend to stay on the line and call police if something went wrong.

    When officers arrived, they found Limones and the 22-year-old woman arguing on the apartment's balcony.

    Limones, 27, faces burglary and other charges. He is being held on $20,000 bail.

    County officials, including those at the public defenders office and the sheriff's department, were unable to provide the name of Limones' lawyer.
    I gotta say this is a first,I guess he musta won all the hide and go seek games when he was a kid
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    I gotta say this is a first,I guess he musta won all the hide and go seek games when he was a kid


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    One time I wanted to surprise my fiance so I hid behind all those girly pillows she had thrown onto her bed. Worked like a charm. She had no idea until I raised my head and she spotted me in the mirror.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paramedic70002 View Post
    One time I wanted to surprise my fiance so I hid behind all those girly pillows she had thrown onto her bed. Worked like a charm. She had no idea until I raised my head and she spotted me in the mirror.
    I hid in my fiance's (then, now wife) closet one time.

    The lecture I got was far worse than the punch that came first.

    Learned that lesson...sort of, mostly.
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    Hm. A couch potato robber. That's a first.

    So, burglary charges. But, he lay in wait and sprung the trap when she returned. Burglary vs. robbery is the presence of someone in the home, yes? Seems to me that those "other charges" had better be including robbery, assault, etc., else the DA is smoking something.
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