June 27th, 2008 08:11 AM
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Fred?"
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June 27th, 2008 08:15 AM
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar,
The bartender says "Is this a joke?"
June 27th, 2008 09:18 AM
Oh my, that's too punny!
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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
June 27th, 2008 10:22 AM
A fellow walks in a little pub in Ireland.
He speaks to the bartender, "Hello, Sean, how's it goin'? Anythin' happenin?"
"Ah, nothin' much," replies the bartender, and serves the fellow a pint.
The man notices another fellow seated at the bar, sits down beside him, and a conversation ensues.
"G'day, sir, I've not had the pleasure. Where would you be from now."
"Ah, from right here in town."
"Is that a fact? Well, so I am I. What part of town would you be livin' in?"
"Over on the west side."
"Is that a fact? I'm a west side man meself. What street would you be on?"
"Right there on High Street."
"Is that a fact! I live on High Street!"
The conversation went on and on with each discovering how much they had in common, yet had never met each other before.
Another fellow comes into the pub, and speaks to the bartender, "Hello, Sean, how's it goin'? What's new?"
The bartender replied, "Ha! Nothin'. The Murphy twins are drunk again . . . "
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