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    A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

    The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Fred?"
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    A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar,

    The bartender says "Is this a joke?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    OK Now.....here goes....

    A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down.


    "What can I get you?" asked the bartender.


    "Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.
    Oh my, that's too punny!
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    A fellow walks in a little pub in Ireland.

    He speaks to the bartender, "Hello, Sean, how's it goin'? Anythin' happenin?"

    "Ah, nothin' much," replies the bartender, and serves the fellow a pint.

    The man notices another fellow seated at the bar, sits down beside him, and a conversation ensues.

    "G'day, sir, I've not had the pleasure. Where would you be from now."
    "Ah, from right here in town."
    "Is that a fact? Well, so I am I. What part of town would you be livin' in?"
    "Over on the west side."
    "Is that a fact? I'm a west side man meself. What street would you be on?"
    "Right there on High Street."
    "Is that a fact! I live on High Street!"

    The conversation went on and on with each discovering how much they had in common, yet had never met each other before.

    Another fellow comes into the pub, and speaks to the bartender, "Hello, Sean, how's it goin'? What's new?"

    The bartender replied, "Ha! Nothin'. The Murphy twins are drunk again . . . "
    Cheers,
    Rod
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