A guy walks into a bar...
A 78 year old man is getting his annual physical when he turns to his doctor beaming, "My 18 year old wife is pregnant!"
The doctor turns to the man and says, "Let me tell you a story. A guy gets up one day to go bear hunting and instead of grabbing his shot gun he grabs an umbrella. Later that day a bear bursts out of the woods in front of the man, he raises the umbrella and shoots the bear dead in its tracks."
"That's... that's impossible! Someone else must have shot the bear!" gasps the old man.
"My point exactly." replies the doctor.
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