A guy walks into a bar...
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June 26th, 2008 08:26 PM
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June 26th, 2008 08:39 PM
I resemble that remark.
Originally Posted by aepilotjim
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
June 26th, 2008 08:45 PM
Hahahahaha. Will be using that one on day, to to funny.
June 26th, 2008 08:47 PM
got to remember that one.
EOD - Initial success or total failure
June 26th, 2008 08:57 PM
yep I agree it's hard to shoot a bear with an umbrella
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
June 26th, 2008 09:40 PM
Don't laugh too hard... we might all be there one day!
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
June 27th, 2008 12:46 AM
The last Blood Moon Tetrad for this millennium starts in April 2014 and ends in September 2015...according to NASA.
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June 27th, 2008 02:16 AM
June 27th, 2008 02:20 AM
Oh I like that one QKShooter!!
Two blondes walk into a bar, the brunette ducks...
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."
"SA is a cognitive state or process associated with the assessment of multiple environmental cues in a dynamic situation" ~ Isaac
June 27th, 2008 02:29 AM
There is this bear and he walks into a bar.
He goes up to the bartender and says:
"Can I have a large Gin.......and..................................... ...................
The Barman replies:
"Yeah sure, but what's with the big pause?"
The bear holds up his front legs and says: "I'm a bear!!"
June 27th, 2008 02:31 AM
June 27th, 2008 02:41 AM
OKOK My Last One
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down for a couple of beers.
A few minutes later, a lanky, bow-legged cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
"I do", the Lone Ranger replied. "Why?"
The cowboy drawled, "You better take care of him.
He's almost dead from the heat."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and found Silver leaning against the hitching post, panting.
They got him some water and soon Silver was looking better, but he was still panting.
The Lone Ranger said, "Tonto, run around Silver as fast as you can and see if the breeze makes him feel any better.
Tonto replied, "Sure, Kemosabe," and starts running around and around Silver just as fast as he can go.
The Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his beer.
A few minutes later, another cowboy came into the bar and drawled, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
"I do," the Lone Ranger said, "What's wrong with him this time!?!"
"Nothin',"...the cowboy said, "But you left your Injun runnin'."
June 27th, 2008 02:52 AM
A man comes home from work early one day to find his wife in bed with his best friend. Before he can even move his hand off the door knob, his friend jumps out of bed and says. "Wait a sec Fred, who're you going to believe? Your best friend or your lying eyes?"
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