Things kids say part I

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    Talking Things kids say part I

    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

    Q: Explain the process by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and kayaks.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: things for keeping the carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good by to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery.
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    part 1

    cant wait to hear part 2.
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    Standing in large at a grocery store behind a VERY large woman, my 2 y/o son at the time blurts "Daddy, she's FAT!" Awkward moment when she turned around and I thought I might have to fight her, knowing that she would've taken me easily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CT-Mike View Post
    Standing in large at a grocery store behind a VERY large woman, my 2 y/o son at the time blurts "Daddy, she's FAT!" Awkward moment when she turned around and I thought I might have to fight her, knowing that she would've taken me easily.
    Ha Ha! That's funny!
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    My son likes to say "Daddy me make poopy". It always gets peoples attention.
    Mark Twain:
    The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a
    patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

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    Teacher to students
    "Name the four seasons"

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    "Dove, Quail, Turkey, Deer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CT-Mike View Post
    Standing in large at a grocery store behind a VERY large woman, my 2 y/o son at the time blurts "Daddy, she's FAT!" Awkward moment when she turned around and I thought I might have to fight her, knowing that she would've taken me easily.
    I grew up in Brooklyn NY, and my mother was on the subway with me when I was about 2 years old. I was looking at an African-American man behind us and started saying, "Hello monkey" over and over again. She was sure she was going to die (in 1968), but the man was a good sport and laughed hysterically.

    For the record, I am in no way, shape, or form a racist.
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    My 3 year old son, for some reason, has an intense desire to scream "BOOBIES" every time he sees a pair. I have no idea where he learned that. :X
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    Rescue1325 - Was your 3 year old a college student at the time?
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