The U.S. Government is Your Health Friend!

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    The U.S. Government is Your Health Friend!

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    After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

    1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
    heart attacks than us.

    2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
    heart attacks than us.

    3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
    fewer heart attacks than us.

    4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

    5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like.
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    That is great. I will be passing this one on.
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    Some one asked me at lunch today.... Since when do we need to Government to monitor common sense........I said ever since we lost our common sense.
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    Real sad that I read this after having eaten lunch at a Chinese buffet. I should have eaten schnitzel and had a pint or 4 at the bier garden.
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    That's it. I am going to speak either Japanese, German or Italian. Wait, wait. Didn't we win a war over that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by exactlymypoint View Post
    That's it. I am going to speak either Japanese, German or Italian. Wait, wait. Didn't we win a war over that?

    Several, as a matter of fact......

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