Having a bad day?

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    Having a bad day?

    A small, disheveled guy sat at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when a big, burly, badass biker stepped beside him, grabbed his drink and gulped it down in one swig. The poor short guy starts crying.

    'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.'

    'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.'

    'When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.
    I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener.'

    'So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then
    you show up and drink the damn poison.'
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadeye72 View Post
    Ditto!
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
    -- Benjamin Franklin

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