This is a discussion on Another Rant within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Haha, am I the only one who would love to conceal a lightsaber? How about a clipon 'folder' style mini-saber for those nominal cutting tasks ...
Haha, am I the only one who would love to conceal a lightsaber?
How about a clipon 'folder' style mini-saber for those nominal cutting tasks around theh ouse?
On second thought, I'd love to do the whole beam-me-up thing, just beam-me-over. Like jump into my portal at my house and land at Walmart instantly. Talk about saving gas and time! I could work in California if I felt like it, and still live in Va. Travel would be a breeze,...
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Lightsaber-quantity (2) Details: 1 Green and 1 Red
Phaser-quantity (1) Details: If you don't have the stun worked out, don't worry about it...I don't really need that function.
Jet Pack-quantity (1) Details: Must run off water or air.
Flying Car-quantity (2) Details: Must run off water or air. I would prefer autopilot but will settle for manual controls if shipping is faster.
Thanks in advance,
P.S...to be delievered prior to 2010. I'm tired of waiting.
flying car- There's a bunch of morons on the road today in cars....& they only have to deal with 2 dimensions......Can you imagine them when it's THREE?
talking robots- I get enough back talk from real people....I darn sure don't want more from a robot....
video phone- I hate the phone now & I don't have to look at who I'm talking to.....It would be a lot worse to have to see them as well.
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You're all missing the boat. We only need one invention so that you can all have what you want and more -- A HoloDeck!!!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... I'm still waiting on my X-ray vision glasses that I ordered off of the Frootie-Tootie-Frostie-Puffs cereal box in 1955.
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