November 12th, 2005 11:40 PM
President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle
plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts
France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two
world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day
now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President
that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under
control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted
to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He
stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those
ungrateful ******** out for a third time but thought that he could persuade
a few women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as
possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure
the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less
they stand out the better.
Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde; Beware the anger of a patient man.
November 12th, 2005 11:50 PM
November 13th, 2005 12:56 AM
Love it! Wonder if we could e-mail it to the French embassy?
November 13th, 2005 01:44 AM
November 13th, 2005 03:58 AM
That post has been copy and pasted and is now up in my office.
Seek safety at the heart of danger.
Live Easy, Die Hard
November 13th, 2005 04:39 AM
I just forwarded it to some members of the Royal British Legion. They will love this.
Oh, and... so do I.
"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."
- Senator Padmé Amidala, "Revenge of the Sith"
November 13th, 2005 08:22 AM
Beter send the girl scouts boy scouts would be over kill and seen as the usa trying to take over
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November 13th, 2005 09:01 AM
Glad I read down, I was going to say that would really tick off the Girl Scouts, and you don't want to do that!
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November 13th, 2005 10:45 AM
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November 13th, 2005 03:31 PM
Thanks, Bumper...I like to start the day with a good laugh!
This is a joke...isn't it?
"I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York
"They're ain't many troubles that a man can't fix with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six"- Jeff Cooper
November 13th, 2005 04:30 PM
Female Marines? I'd say two with PMS should just about cover it.
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November 13th, 2005 06:32 PM
Sure you already heard this one but I'll say it anyways.
How many gears does a french tank have?
5... Four in reverse and one in forward in case they're attacked from behind.
<Yep that's really me rounding up a herd
November 13th, 2005 09:56 PM
Back in'76, a couple of buddies from my unit (stationed in Scwabisch Gmeund, FRG) and I drove to Paris during a 4 day vacation. Went on the cheap, drove on non-toll roads. Anyway we we stopped in some small town in western France waiting for a French military convoy to pass. The troops in that convoy were unkempt, slouches, what a joke. Anyway, we enjoyed Paris, especially Rue St. Denis, and Pigalle'! :-)
November 13th, 2005 10:11 PM
They could also sell um some cookies while there at it
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