President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance

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    President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance

    President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle
    plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
    overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts
    France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two
    world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day
    now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President
    that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under
    control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted
    to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He
    stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those
    ungrateful ******** out for a third time but thought that he could persuade
    a few women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

    President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as
    possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure
    the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less
    they stand out the better.
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    Love it! Wonder if we could e-mail it to the French embassy?

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    Thumbs up Oh.........

    That's A Beautiful Thread Post.

    Maybe we could send over a Cub Scout Troop just to "Mop Up" after the 5 Marines leave!
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    That post has been copy and pasted and is now up in my office.
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    I just forwarded it to some members of the Royal British Legion. They will love this.

    Oh, and... so do I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter
    That's A Beautiful Thread Post.

    Maybe we could send over a Cub Scout Troop just to "Mop Up" after the 5 Marines leave!
    Beter send the girl scouts boy scouts would be over kill and seen as the usa trying to take over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud White
    Beter send the girl scouts boy scouts would be over kill and seen as the usa trying to take over
    Glad I read down, I was going to say that would really tick off the Girl Scouts, and you don't want to do that!
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    ROTFLMAO -
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    Thanks, Bumper...I like to start the day with a good laugh!





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    Female Marines? I'd say two with PMS should just about cover it.
    Last edited by maclean3; November 13th, 2005 at 07:05 PM.

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    Sure you already heard this one but I'll say it anyways.

    How many gears does a french tank have?

    5... Four in reverse and one in forward in case they're attacked from behind.
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    Back in'76, a couple of buddies from my unit (stationed in Scwabisch Gmeund, FRG) and I drove to Paris during a 4 day vacation. Went on the cheap, drove on non-toll roads. Anyway we we stopped in some small town in western France waiting for a French military convoy to pass. The troops in that convoy were unkempt, slouches, what a joke. Anyway, we enjoyed Paris, especially Rue St. Denis, and Pigalle'! :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by rstickle
    Glad I read down, I was going to say that would really tick off the Girl Scouts, and you don't want to do that!
    They could also sell um some cookies while there at it

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