Baby Lump Gender Poll: We Have a Verdict & Pics: See Posts 94 & 104

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    I'm going to say you'll have a daughter just because you're carrying low. If it was a boy you'd feel like your ribs were being stretched apart. Being a girl you can tell her how you carried her low and sat on her cute little pug nose the whole time. heh!

    Either way congrats! Babies R teh funz!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Armed Female Caught Smuggling Watermelon Out Of Food Mart!
    I read an article related to that before... not the whole armed part, but a woman did try to steal a basketball from WalMart..lol

    Good or bad for me, I don't know, but that's ALL baby.

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    The growing has just begun....just wait and see.

    Lima, Do you normally wear your rig that low around your hips? I've seen your pictures before and you were able to conceal well with a loose shirt over it. I would think that for you to conceal a full size gun like that you'd have to have it higher up so that it would be held more snug to your body with the but of that gun into you more. Or is it that you just can't get it any higher now because of that baby bump you're workin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by youngda9 View Post
    Or is it that you just can't get it any higher now because of that baby bump you're workin?
    DING DING DING DING....

    That's it.

    No, I normally don't wear my rig that low but I have no choice in the matter now. None of my pants, belts, you name it, will fit around the baby and even if I could get them to, I have to make them so tight so they won't fall down that it's EXTREMELY uncomfortable and the baby doesn't like it either. He or she, CONSTANTLY kicks against the buckle and pushes and squirms until I loosen it. Also, the belt being that tight makes me very nauseous. So I have to go "under" the baby which makes everything ride VERY low.

    Still, being that low isn't much more comfortable at all because, with it being so low, it hangs funny and, of course, makes it very hard to conceal. And it plays hell on my lower back. And even being so low the baby still manages to not like it and kicks at the belt, especially when I sit down. Because of all that I don't carry this rig so much unless it's short trips and I won't be sitting a lot. I will carry in my shoulder holster or put my j-frame in my pocket.

    I will wear the M&P or the j-frame on a belt, but I'll wear a lighter, more flexible belt that doesn't dig into the baby so much. I have to get another one soon, however, because I've "out grown" my other belts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Armed Female Caught Smuggling Watermelon Out Of Food Mart!
    Was that in a Walmart parking lot? I hear criminals like to congregate there.

    Quote Originally Posted by limatunes View Post
    No, I normally don't wear my rig that low but I have no choice in the matter now.
    Ahhhh, it is amazing what parents will do for and with their kids. In just a few months, you are going to see JD behaving like a complete idiot as he plays with Lump. Here is a man who has served in the Marines, defended his country, carries a weapon and will act like a complete fool, making funny faces and silly noises....but only in front of his kid. Why is that?

    (Wait. Now that I think of it, doesn't he do that now?)
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    Whatever IT is I'm sure it will be loved and well defended for years to come
    Congrats ya'll !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by exactlymypoint View Post
    Ahhhh, it is amazing what parents will do for and with their kids. In just a few months, you are going to see JD behaving like a complete idiot as he plays with Lump. Here is a man who has served in the Marines, defended his country, carries a weapon and will act like a complete fool, making funny faces and silly noises....but only in front of his kid. Why is that?

    (Wait. Now that I think of it, doesn't he do that now?)
    I'm sure Lima will share many pictures of JD and Lump right here! Especially the "JD Being a Goof Ball!"

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    Staff note:

    A couple comments were edited in the thread. I am sure no offense was intended, but there are certain pathways that experience has shown start off innocent and deteriorate rapidly.

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    yep - low gets a girl vote

    when my wife carried my son - she could put a dinner plate on her belly!

    is the doctor aware that he/she may have to deliver lumpette past the old j frame in the ankle rig?

    Stay healthy! Stay safe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattLarson View Post
    Staff note:

    A couple comments were edited in the thread. I am sure no offense was intended, but there are certain pathways that experience has shown start off innocent and deteriorate rapidly.

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    So kill the innocent so they don't deteriorate.
    That makes good sense, good job matt.
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    I say you are doomed to a pink future.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR D View Post
    yep - low gets a girl vote

    when my wife carried my son - she could put a dinner plate on her belly!
    Well, remember that I'm only half way there. I very well may be able to put a dinner plate on my belly in just a couple weeks seeing as how fast this little one is growing.

    AHHH.. Tuesday can't get here fast enough!

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    The baby is definitely a boy.

    By the way, +1 on the Beatles shirt.

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    You know that it will be interesting to come back to this poll at some point in the future and see if the majority got it right.

    The common consciousness and a conglomeration of a multitude of people all giving it their best gut feeling guess.

    Right now the poll is running pretty doggone close with almost exactly half of the participants being correct....and the remainder of the people who incorrectly guessed that the baby was going to be a boy...being totally wrong.

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