There I was on my way to shop at Walmart. ... Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood... And then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car.. (and you know how you just-get-sooo- stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . . And that's when the fight started . . .