I was not looking for a fight...

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    Unhappy I was not looking for a fight...

    There I was on my way to shop at Walmart. ... Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood... And then ... I rear-ended a car.

    So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car.. (and you know how you just-get-sooo- stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

    Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF!



    He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'






    So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

    . . . And that's when the fight started . . .
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    So much for bein PC.

    I once had to kick a little person out of a bar while workin as a bouncer, interesting night.
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    If I'm going to have to be that PC... The networks are going to have to ban Snow White! LOL.
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    "The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."

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    A lack of being PC doesn't both me at all, in fact I usually prefer it. So, who won? Grumpy was a vicious fighter when I tangled with him.
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    That's just Dopey . . .
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    I'm feeling a little grumpy right now.
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    Man you need to see a doc

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    This thread is making me Sleepy
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    This kinda talk is making me bashfull
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    I'd answer that Cap'n but I'm having a heck of a time after blowing the dust off my keyboard and getting all Sneezy!

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    I don't know how anybody is going to fit Sneezy in here. But I did have to go to Doc about it.

    Oh blast, you beat me to Sneezy. Watch Disney sue us now.
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    Oh darn it! I choked and I wasn't even drinking anything!
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    So here I am at work, sneaking in a little DC time during lunch. Log on and click 'new posts' and see the title to this thread, thinking Bark'n has had a little issue.......not even looking that it's in the 'off-topic/humor' discussion.




    More coffee on my keyboard.....again.
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