I'm Officially Old Now

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    Hey Im not an old fart like... YOU!!!, and I was listening to that song earlier today.

    I love going to the bar with friends who are my age. At least once a night someone will bring up a song or an artist, and someone in their early 20's will be lost.

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    Talking

    "The old walker bound geezer gets it " Why you-you -
    What do I win?
    Uh-oh, nother nap.
    Oh yeh? Well this was sent from the scary black electrical box under my desk, so there!
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    You guys don't know about "old." Does anyone of you remember Spike Jones?

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    Spike Jones?

    Before my time.
    LOVE the doggone suit though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by older gunner
    You guys don't know about "old." Does anyone of you remember Spike Jones?
    Yeah...have one album.
    Yeah, I still have 'albums' and a 'turntable', along with the dvd and cd stuff.

    "Right in de fuehrers face"

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    I remember that song....I must be considered a fossil then huh?
    Why Waltz when you can Rock-N-Roll

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    You guys don't know about "old." Does anyone of you remember Spike Jones?
    Before my time, but I know his stuff.

    "...and coming in last is BEETLEBOMB"

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    Spike Jones is before my time too at 51.
    I was introduced to his stuff by my father-in law years ago.

    The Weird Al Yankovich of WW2.

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    My favorite was "Cocktails for Two"

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    How about Phantom 309 (Red Sovine)
    Yea im old carred a S@W 581 as a rookie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud White
    Dont forget the song with the line " Counting Flowers on the wall that dont bother me at all .. Playing solitare till dawn with the deck of 51 on smoking Cigeretts and watching Captian kangroo"..... Ohh yeah who can name that tune i know who it is

    "...so don't tell me, there's nothin' to do...." Flowers On the Wall : The Statler Brothers.

    Holy crap I'm old!
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    "Trailers for sale or rent.... Rooms, to let, 50 cents......No phone, no pool no pets.......Aint' got no cigarettes"
    Roger Miller.........now THAT'S old lol
    Why Waltz when you can Rock-N-Roll

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    Quote Originally Posted by ron8903
    How about Phantom 309 (Red Sovine)
    Yea im old carred a S@W 581 as a rookie
    I remember Phantom 309 and I had a S&W Model 39 in 9mm before 9mm was cool.

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    I forget the year but this goes back a ways (BigJon - good one for you )

    Big John
    Big John

    Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive
    He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five
    Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
    Everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John

    Big John
    Big John
    Big Bad John
    Big John

    Nobody seemed to know where John called home
    He just drifted into town and stayed all alone
    He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
    If ya spoke at all, ya just said hi to Big John
    Somebody said he came from New Orleans
    Where he got in a fight o'er a cajun queen
    And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
    Sent a Lousianna fella to the promised land, Big John

    Big John
    Big John
    Big Bad John
    Big John

    Then came the day at the bottom of the mine
    When a timber cracked and men started cryin'
    Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
    And everybody thought they'd breathed their last, 'cept John
    Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell
    Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well
    Grabbed the saggin' timber and gave out with a groan
    And like a giant oak tree, just stood there alone, Big John

    Big John
    Big John
    Big Bad John
    Big John

    And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
    Then a miner yelled out, there's a light up above
    And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave
    now there's only one left down there to save, Big John
    With jacks and timbers they started back down
    Then came that rumble way down in the ground
    As smoke and gas belched outta the mine
    Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John

    Big John
    Big John
    Big Bad John
    Big John

    Now, they never re-opened that worthless pit
    They just placed a marble stand in front of it
    These few words are written on that stand,
    At the bottom of this mine lies a big big man, Big John.

    Big John
    Big John
    Big Bad John
    Big John
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    Ernie Ford maybe?

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