The winds blow your parachute to a "tanning" beach for gators.
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The winds blow your parachute to a "tanning" beach for gators.
That's got to suck.
Not nearly as bad as it would have been if it had been a tanning beach for crocodiles. I have wondered for a while how to post my favorite poem on Defensive Carry and this thread has presented the perfect opportunity. :image035:Quote:
Originally Posted by deadeye72
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The Purist
I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, “He never bungles!”
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
“You mean,” he said, “a crocodile.”
-- Ogden Nash
I see a dozen plus belts, shoes, and boots
Makes you wonder how fast can you run on water.
Don't forget holsters.Quote:
Originally Posted by HITCH KING
Always the optimist, you are.
Any info about that pic?
That would be a great drop for convicted rapists, and other assorted dirtbags...except for the parachute.:yup:
"Alligator, alligator, you better move..Quote:
Originally Posted by HITCH KING
Ain't enough room for me and you.
Coon skin and alligator hide
Make a pair of jump boots just the right size...."
Anybody else hear that in their head?
:rofl:
PhotoshopQuote:
Originally Posted by retsupt99