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    You know you're having a bad day when ...

    The winds blow your parachute to a "tanning" beach for gators.
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    That's got to suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deadeye72 View Post
    That's got to suck.
    Not nearly as bad as it would have been if it had been a tanning beach for crocodiles. I have wondered for a while how to post my favorite poem on Defensive Carry and this thread has presented the perfect opportunity.

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    Trustees exclaimed, “He never bungles!”
    And sent him off to distant jungles.
    Camped on a tropic riverside,
    One day he missed his loving bride.
    She had, the guide informed him later,
    Been eaten by an alligator.
    Professor Twist could not but smile.
    “You mean,” he said, “a crocodile.”

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    I see a dozen plus belts, shoes, and boots

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    Makes you wonder how fast can you run on water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post
    I see a dozen plus belts, shoes, and boots
    Don't forget holsters.

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    Any info about that pic?

    That would be a great drop for convicted rapists, and other assorted dirtbags...except for the parachute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post
    I see a dozen plus belts, shoes, and boots
    "Alligator, alligator, you better move..
    Ain't enough room for me and you.

    Coon skin and alligator hide
    Make a pair of jump boots just the right size...."

    Anybody else hear that in their head?


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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    Any info about that pic?
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    Photoshop
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