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You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Randy Cain.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Signed: Me!
Noli nothis permittere te terere
Lord, Grant me a good sword and no need to use it.
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That there is funny
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
That guy doesn't look like he'd fit in that car.
Not to mention, where is he going to put the damsel in distress when he rescues her?
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Holy good lookin car Batman!!
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I don't even think Robin could fit in that thing!
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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Looks like he's gone P.C.Originally Posted by limatunes
He'll probably bill her for the rescue and make her walk home.
"Wise people learn when they can; fools learn when they must." - The Duke of Wellington
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She could be the new hood ornament?
-The Mist (2007)"My God David, We're a Civilized society."
"Sure, As long as the machines are workin' and you can call 911. But you take those things away, you throw people in the dark, and you scare the **** out of them; no more rules...You'll see how primitive they can get."
Clever! And possibly true...
"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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i think he took it from the joker and gave it a new paint job. after all its the right size to be a clown car.
"Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
-Winston Churchill
Every well-bred petty crook knows: the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.
-Inara, firefly
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Batman goes 'lectric? Batman goes green? Say it ain't so.
Of course, there's nothing like the off-road model ...
Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.
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Not to mention, where is he going to put the damsel in distress when he rescues herDuh - he wouldn't rescue her at all: if he was properly PC, he would call 911...Looks like he's gone P.C....
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Rescue somebody? so so 80's. Today you would arrested, tried and convicted and face a civic lawsuit to boot
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