Miss Universe Pageant: Just Wondering

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    Miss Universe Pageant: Just Wondering

    I always wondered why only Earth was represented in the Miss Universe pageant. Any thoughts?
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    All the aliens that I have seen pictures of are ugly.
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    I dunno.

    That green girl from the original Star Trek was pretty hot......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Mac View Post
    I dunno.

    That green girl from the original Star Trek was pretty hot......


    OK, if the woman is human but not born in earth, does she qualify?
    If so, I vote for Seven of Nine.


    And for 100% alien: T'Pol
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonInNY View Post
    I always wondered why only Earth was represented in the Miss Universe pageant. Any thoughts?
    Why the question?

    Are you wondering why your planet isn't represented?


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    Theres plenty of aliens around,just walk in any meat packing plant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch View Post
    Why the question?

    Are you wondering why your planet isn't represented?
    The question came about because the pageant just ended yesterday (and was in the news), I have nothing to do at the moment, other than clean my guns again, and the thought just poped into my head!

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    Before I got married I only dated Earth girls.
    Females from even other parts of our own solar system do absolutely nothing for me.
    They are either too HOT or too Cold or too Way Out There....or too dry or too dusty or too lifeless.

    Earth girls are PERFECT.
    They have a nice atmosphere about them although admittedly some are in the Ozone.
    Just my personal opinion on that.
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    Because Miss USA keeps slipping and landing on her backside...

    And a nice backside it is!


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    Well, imagine it from the viewpoint of an Alpha Centaurian.
    "I get to travel 142 years, get bags under my five eyes from too much sleep, get a cratered backside and bed sores, get dehydrated and starved, only to arrive and find that there's an insufficient source of anti-aging creams to reverse the wrinkles obtained by the trip to this alien-forsaken corner of the universe. I mean, really!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
    Well, imagine it from the viewpoint of an Alpha Centaurian.
    That's a good answer to my question. I like it!
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    OK why do only two countries get to participate in the World Series?
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    Rumor has it that Dennis Kucinich is negotiating to get some Miss Universe 2009 contestants from the planet Zoltahr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paramedic70002 View Post
    OK why do only two countries get to participate in the World Series?
    Basically, for the same reason only two parties get to participate in presidential partisan elections.
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