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I always wondered why only Earth was represented in the Miss Universe pageant. Any thoughts?
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
All the aliens that I have seen pictures of are ugly.
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
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I dunno.
That green girl from the original Star Trek was pretty hot......
Originally Posted by Sergeant Mac
OK, if the woman is human but not born in earth, does she qualify?
If so, I vote for Seven of Nine.
And for 100% alien: T'Pol
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Randy Cain.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Signed: Me!
Why the question?
Are you wondering why your planet isn't represented?
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
Rudyard Kipling
Terry
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Theres plenty of aliens around,just walk in any meat packing plant
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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The question came about because the pageant just ended yesterday (and was in the news), I have nothing to do at the moment, other than clean my guns again, and the thought just poped into my head!Why the question?
Are you wondering why your planet isn't represented?
Nanoo, Nanoo, and Live Long, and Prosper!
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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What about these girls. Would they stand a chance?
Before I got married I only dated Earth girls.
Females from even other parts of our own solar system do absolutely nothing for me.
They are either too HOT or too Cold or too Way Out There....or too dry or too dusty or too lifeless.
Earth girls are PERFECT.
They have a nice atmosphere about them although admittedly some are in the Ozone.
Just my personal opinion on that.
Liberty Over TyrannyΜολὼν λαβέ
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Because Miss USA keeps slipping and landing on her backside...
And a nice backside it is!
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Well, imagine it from the viewpoint of an Alpha Centaurian.
"I get to travel 142 years, get bags under my five eyes from too much sleep, get a cratered backside and bed sores, get dehydrated and starved, only to arrive and find that there's an insufficient source of anti-aging creams to reverse the wrinkles obtained by the trip to this alien-forsaken corner of the universe. I mean, really!"
Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.
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That's a good answer to my question. I like it!
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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OK why do only two countries get to participate in the World Series?
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
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Rumor has it that Dennis Kucinich is negotiating to get some Miss Universe 2009 contestants from the planet Zoltahr.
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Basically, for the same reason only two parties get to participate in presidential partisan elections.
Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.
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