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    New weapon toilet seats

    Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
    Floridian, 18, attacked after finding boyfriend smoking crack in loo
    JULY 14--Meet Kimberlee Ann Cole and Joel Goldsmith. The Florida woman, 18, allegedly assaulted her boyfriend with a toilet seat after finding him smoking crack in a bathroom of their home Friday afternoon. Cole told cops she battered Goldsmith, 24, after he "refused to give her the drugs," according to an arrest affidavit prepared by Fort Pierce police.

    Goldsmith "refused to stop smoking the drugs and Ms. Cole hit [him] with the toilet seat," the affidavit notes. As the couple--parents to an eight-month-old boy--scuffled in the bathroom, Goldsmith dropped a cocaine rock in the shower and Cole tried to wash it down the drain.

    Responding to a 911 call placed by a female roommate of the pair, police found blood on the bathroom's walls, floor, and toilet. They also recovered a broken toilet seat, though the affidavit does not indicate whether it was broken over Goldsmith's head or was in disrepair prior to the July 11 incident. In the shower, investigators found a "small amount of a substance" which field tested positive for cocaine. Cole and Goldsmith, pictured in the mug shots below, were charged, respectively, with domestic battery and cocaine possession. Goldsmith, who would not tell cops what happened in the bathroom, suffered two lacerations on his forehead (and smaller cuts) during the confrontation.


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    Holy crap! Well, I hope the authorities can put down the lid on this case!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post

    They also recovered a broken toilet seat, though the affidavit does not indicate whether it was broken over Goldsmith's head or was in disrepair prior to the July 11 incident.

    Best line right there.
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    Goldsmith "refused to stop smoking the drugs and Ms. Cole hit [him] with the toilet seat," the affidavit notes. As the couple--parents to an eight-month-old boy--scuffled in the bathroom, Goldsmith dropped a cocaine rock in the shower and Cole tried to wash it down the drain.
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    I personally think that he got what he deserves. She shouldn't have gone to jail. If I was the responding officer, I would've just been thankful that SHE beat his ass for doing cocaine in the house in which their 8 MONTH OLD BABY lived, so that I wouldn't have to. Saves my time and knuckles....
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    This could lead to a real SHTF scenario . . .
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    This thread is heading right down the crapper!!!!!


    But +1 for the Mom taking care of her baby, to bad she went to jail
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    I've seen it all now

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    Sounds like she took the Larry Craig Self-Defense Course...

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    I guess there won't be anymore toilet seat up or down discussions in the house anymore I guess they will have to practice the toilet "hover".Maybe he was telling her how he was king of his castle and she crowned him.
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    She's probably feeling pretty flushed with success at this point . . .
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    You jokers do realize that if this took place in Great Britian there would be a movement to ban toilet seats. I don't think I would like to be this guy in jail telling his cell mates his GIRLFRIEND beat him up with a TOILET SEAT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by havegunjoe View Post
    I don't think I would like to be this guy in jail telling his cell mates his GIRLFRIEND beat him up with a TOILET SEAT.
    A BIG +1 on this!
    EVIL PREVAILS WHEN GOOD MEN FAIL TO ACT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by havegunjoe View Post
    You jokers do realize that if this took place in Great Britian there would be a movement to ban toilet seats.
    If they went that far, then it would really be a hole. You'd think the people wouldn't stand for that.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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