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    Now there's me a marketing idea! Got plenty of rocks in the back yard.

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    they need to be regulated!!!! common sense rock laws!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 762 View Post
    they need to be regulated!!!! common sense rock laws!!!!
    That's the beauty of Assault Rocks, nearly all of them predate the constitution much less any modern law. Anything short of freshly cooled magma would be grandfathered in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 762 View Post
    they need to be regulated!!!! common sense rock laws!!!!
    Rocks don't kill people, the large gash in their head when hit does!
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    Very clever, especially the part about glass houses.

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    i'd like to see the brady campaign try and pass legislation requiring i register every rock in my yard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 762 View Post
    i'd like to see the brady campaign try and pass legislation requiring i register every rock in my yard.
    Don't forget that they will also need to cast a mold of each and every one, so that it can be matched to any assaults and traced back to you. We better start locking up all of our rocks so they don't fall into the wrong hands.
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    Now I'll have to get my David & Goliath custom sling serialized.
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    Hey! That bag is 'high capacity'! Must only have capacity of 10 or less!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paco View Post
    Now I'll have to get my David & Goliath custom sling serialized.
    Is that a pre ban sling, or does it have "that thing that goes up" on it. You know, a heat shroud.
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    Pre-ban, I got it from David on eBay, after he became king he dind't need it anymore.

    Does that mean I am safe?
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    Paco - it has a bayonet lug....probably not.
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    Guess I'll have to put a rod through it and use it for display only then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paco View Post
    Rocks don't kill people, the large gash in their head when hit does!
    Is this the one that required 5 smooth stones.........Did you get the other 4 that were match grade ammo?
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