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    Break-in suspects found asleep on stolen goods 31 minutes ago



    Police say a trail of pillows and backpacks led to two sleeping men who were arrested after a department store break-in. Kyle Burress, 25, and Allen Pierce, 27, have been charged with second-degree burglary.

    Police spokeswoman Debbie Willis says a break-in was discovered July 9 at a Fred Meyer department store northeast of Seattle. The two were still being held on bail Monday, and it was not clear whether they had lawyers.

    Willis says police followed a trail of cardboard and items from storage containers in a locked area behind the store that led to the two men. One was sleeping in a stolen hammock and the other on a pile of stolen pillows.

    Police photographed the men before waking and arresting them.

    (Willis says alcohol was involved.)Ya Think
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    Don’t you know breaking and entering is very hard work?

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    Sleeping Beauty His Self
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    Well, they will have a nice cot and 3 squares for at least a year (I'm guessing on the time frame).
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