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This is a discussion on That's When the Fight Started within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by ccman Us Leprechaun's are on here too. We are watching. actually, proper grammar would precipitate the phrase "WE Leprechauns..." ...get it?! (wee ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccman View Post
    Us Leprechaun's are on here too. We are watching.
    actually, proper grammar would precipitate the phrase "WE Leprechauns..." ...get it?! (wee = little) ...this thing on?


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    So much for my cup of coffee!
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
    -- Benjamin Franklin

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    Quote:
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    Us Leprechaun's are on here too. We are watching.

    actually, proper grammar would precipitate the phrase "WE Leprechauns..." ...get it?! (wee = little) ...this thing on?

    tamworth you are right, I was having a Wee Drink at the time.

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    As told by JD:

    My wife and I had been married for several months before we had our
    first big fight.

    One day she asked me that if she died before I did if
    I would get married again. I told her, “Yes.”

    She then asked me if I would let her sleep in our bed.

    I told her, “Yes.” She then asked me
    if I would let her wear her clothes. I told her “Yes.”

    She then asked me if I would let her use her guns. I told her “no”.
    She finally asked me why I would not let her use them and I
    replied, “She likes Glocks!”

    And thats when the fight started.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    An elderly couple is vacationing in Calgary during the Stampede. Bob
    has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

    Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and wears them back to the
    Hotel, walking proudly. He walks into their hotel room and says to his
    wife,

    "Notice anything different, Helen?"

    Helen looks him over, "Nope!"

    Bob says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything
    different about me?"

    Helen looks again, "Nope."

    Frustrated, Bob storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
    out into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a
    little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

    Helen looks up and says, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down
    today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
    tomorrow."

    Furious, Bob yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ITS HANGING DOWN, HELEN?
    IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

    To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bob, Shoulda bought a
    hat."

    And that's when the fight started.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by flagflyfish View Post
    "Shoulda bought a hat, Bob, Shoulda bought a hat."
    Believe it or not, it took me a minute, then it hit me!

    But it's late here now and I'm turning in for the night, with my new hat.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
    -- Benjamin Franklin

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    Now that was funny......

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    That was a great one.... I have a reunion coming up this year, I want to take that one along..... LOL.

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