A True "Dumb Blonde" Joke

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  1. July 26th, 2008 08:32 PM #1
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    Smile A True "Dumb Blonde" Joke

    Most of us have seen these jokes posted on the forum, but this just happened a few minutes ago, and I have to share it:

    My wife and I were leaving a local restaurant after dinner, and a blonde in a Sebring convertable, top down, alone, parks in the space next to us.

    As we we were getting into our car, this person pressed the lock button on her remote, the lights flashed and the horn beeped, and she looked back at the convertible to make sure it was locked. With the top down.

    My wife and I laughed all the way home!
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    Sounds about right to me. The point of alarms isn't to keep five-finger addicts from lifting a CD or the Juicy Fruit. It's to stop theft of the car, by presenting a warning, disabling the fuel delivery. Convertibles gain from an alarm system in the same way as any other car. BTDT ... and it works, even with the top down.

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  5. July 26th, 2008 08:52 PM #4
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    I used to have a convertible and it came with an alarm. It had a sensor that would detect anybody reaching in. Also activating the alarm would engage an ignition lock, disabling the vehicle preventing amateur thieves from stealing the car.
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  6. July 26th, 2008 09:00 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
    Sounds about right to me. The point of alarms isn't to keep five-finger addicts from lifting a CD or the Juicy Fruit. It's to stop theft of the car, by presenting a warning, disabling the fuel delivery. Convertibles gain from an alarm system in the same way as any other car. BTDT ... and it works, even with the top down.
    Exactly right. The alarm performs the same function, top up or down. Mine is a motion detector, which will sound if someone disturbs the programmed area. In fact, it makes more sense to use with the top down as no window will be broken when the thief runs off because of the alarm.
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  7. July 26th, 2008 09:06 PM #6
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    OK, live & learn!
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  8. July 27th, 2008 12:51 AM #7
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    On my convertible, locking the doors also locks the trunk, which automatically unlocks when the doors are unlocked. So, I always lock the car even when the top is down. Ditto what every one else has sais about the alarm...
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  10. July 27th, 2008 12:57 AM #9
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    Hey...that blond wasn't so dumb after all.
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  11. July 27th, 2008 02:23 AM #10
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    Some convertible owners keep the tops down figuring that anyone who wants in will cut through the top anyway. If I'm going to lose the CDs in my back seat anyway I'd certainly rather not get the top ruined.
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    I think I used to date her!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Hey...that blond wasn't so dumb after all.
    Well, he forgot to mention that it was raining.
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  14. July 27th, 2008 01:28 PM #13
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    good thing she didnt lock her keys in the car!
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  15. July 28th, 2008 05:52 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrLewall View Post
    good thing she didnt lock her keys in the car!
    That reminds me of the dumb blonde that tried to blow up her car...

    She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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