What One Has to Believe, to Believe in gun control.

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    Thumbs up What One Has to Believe, to Believe in gun control.

    Borrowed from Michael Z. Williamson but first just a taste...

    According to the anti-gun crowd we're supposed to believe:

    That a punk wakes up one morning, and thinks, “Gee, instead of robbing, raping, sodomizing and killing a young woman, why don’t I turn my $400 gun in for $20 and a pizza and go work at McDonald’s?”

    That the more helpless you are, the safer you are from criminals.

    That you should give a mugger your wallet, because he doesn’t really want to shoot you and he’ll let you go, but that you should give him your wallet, because he’ll shoot you if you don’t.

    That Washington DC’s low murder rate of 80.6 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis’ high murder rate of 5.5 per 100,000 is attributable to the utter lack of gun control.

    That despite all the outrage about Corporate America’s cavalier treatment of employees, Domino’s Pizza’s demand that employees be unarmed is an altruistic effort to stop them from hurting themselves, and not a calculated financial bid to avoid having a lawsuit filed by a dead robber’s family.

    That one can sue a store for having a slick floor, falling ceilings, and sharp corners, but if they refuse to let you bring a gun in and you get shot by a criminal, they aren’t liable for enforcing that rule with others.

    That there is no right of self defense, but the police are not legally obligated to respond to my cries for help when disarmed, but you can sue them if they take too long to get to a traffic accident.
    If that whetted your appetite he has a heap more on his site!
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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    Why is it that when I read stupid crap like that my blood pressure goes up!!!

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    You forgot the most important belief they want you to know...

    When living in a South American Jungle Commune, and someone offers you a Dixie cup full of grape Kool-Aid you should drink it in order to quench your thirst and free your mind of independent thought.

    Have a nice day!
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