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    Man Candles

    Men, are you fed up with those sissified candles your wife or girlfriend spreads all around the house? Girly fragrances like lavender, lilac, cinnamon and potpourri. Yuck!

    Well, man up! Throw out those wussy candles and get you some man's candles, in manly scents like Leather, The Hunting Lodge, Coffee Shop, and Wild Alaska.

    Endorsed by Tim, The Tool Man.

    Manly Man Candle Company - Manly Scents For Manly Men!


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    Great find...my order is going in...

    Thanks!
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    Thanks for posting that! What a great site.
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    No Hoppe's No. 9?

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    Great find, I wonder if they would overpower the stuff my wife put out?
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    Cool! I was hoping for the smell of a trout stream.
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    Excellent site.

    Where are the scents of:

    Brand new electronics.
    Brand new guns in the box.
    Burger and fries.
    Ribs cooking in an oven for like, 10 hours.
    Beer.
    Big pot of simmering jambalaya
    Grill with Brats, Burgers, Chicken, and ribs cookin on it.
    Home baked bread loaf in the oven (One of my all time faves)
    A large well used tool box full of tools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint77 View Post
    Excellent site.

    Where are the scents of:

    Brand new electronics.
    Brand new guns in the box.
    Burger and fries.
    Ribs cooking in an oven for like, 10 hours.
    Beer.
    Big pot of simmering jambalaya
    Grill with Brats, Burgers, Chicken, and ribs cookin on it.
    Home baked bread loaf in the oven (One of my all time faves)
    A large well used tool box full of tools.
    Gunsmoke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    Gunsmoke?
    Ahh, how could I have missed that!

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    I kinda like the scent of 90w gear lube and hot tar roofing..wonder if they do special orders?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrLewall View Post
    I kinda like the scent of 90w gear lube and hot tar roofing..wonder if they do special orders?
    I'm kind of upset they don't include 2-stroke exhaust and gasoline in their yardwork candle.
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    I was at a gun show this weekend and they had an entire table set up for Candles...not manly candles, but the fruity stuff. Gun shows sure ain't like they used to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrLewall View Post
    I kinda like the scent of 90w gear
    Wow I've had 90w in my hair replacing the clutches in my old hotrods. Nothing like a Muncie M-22 4speed dumping 90w gear oil all over you when you drop the cross member! It leaves a nice ring in the tub when showering
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    Take some paraffin, melt it down, stir in some Hoppes #9, then add a wick! Let dry and you've got a great candle!
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    I'd like to see Hoppe's #9, good bourbon, unburnt gasoline from a V-8 smell, and exhaust fumes.

    And how about that freshly used explosives smell, I like that one too.
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