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July 28th, 2008 12:31 AM
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Men, are you fed up with those sissified candles your wife or girlfriend spreads all around the house? Girly fragrances like lavender, lilac, cinnamon and potpourri. Yuck!
Well, man up! Throw out those wussy candles and get you some man's candles, in manly scents like Leather, The Hunting Lodge, Coffee Shop, and Wild Alaska.
Endorsed by Tim, The Tool Man.
Manly Man Candle Company - Manly Scents For Manly Men!
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
July 28th, 2008 01:34 AM
Great find...my order is going in...
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July 28th, 2008 06:49 AM
Thanks for posting that! What a great site.
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July 28th, 2008 07:51 AM
July 28th, 2008 07:56 AM
Great find, I wonder if they would overpower the stuff my wife put out?
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July 28th, 2008 10:57 AM
Cool! I was hoping for the smell of a trout stream.
"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
love and thanks of man and woman."
-- Thomas Paine (The American Crisis, No. 1, 19 December 1776)
July 28th, 2008 11:06 AM
Where are the scents of:
Brand new electronics.
Brand new guns in the box.
Burger and fries.
Ribs cooking in an oven for like, 10 hours.
Big pot of simmering jambalaya
Grill with Brats, Burgers, Chicken, and ribs cookin on it.
Home baked bread loaf in the oven (One of my all time faves)
A large well used tool box full of tools.
July 28th, 2008 12:05 PM
Originally Posted by Saint77
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott
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July 28th, 2008 12:46 PM
Ahh, how could I have missed that!
Originally Posted by miklcolt45
July 28th, 2008 12:49 PM
I kinda like the scent of 90w gear lube and hot tar roofing..wonder if they do special orders?
July 28th, 2008 12:52 PM
I'm kind of upset they don't include 2-stroke exhaust and gasoline in their yardwork candle.
Originally Posted by DrLewall
"Wise people learn when they can; fools learn when they must." - The Duke of Wellington
July 28th, 2008 01:00 PM
I was at a gun show this weekend and they had an entire table set up for Candles...not manly candles, but the fruity stuff. Gun shows sure ain't like they used to be.
July 28th, 2008 01:01 PM
Wow I've had 90w in my hair replacing the clutches in my old hotrods. Nothing like a Muncie M-22 4speed dumping 90w gear oil all over you when you drop the cross member! It leaves a nice ring in the tub when showering
Originally Posted by DrLewall
“Put your pain in a box. Lock it down. No man is stronger than one who can harness his emotions.” -Act of Valor
July 28th, 2008 05:17 PM
Take some paraffin, melt it down, stir in some Hoppes #9, then add a wick! Let dry and you've got a great candle!
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-- Benjamin Franklin
July 28th, 2008 05:20 PM
I'd like to see Hoppe's #9, good bourbon, unburnt gasoline from a V-8 smell, and exhaust fumes.
And how about that freshly used explosives smell, I like that one too.
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