Home Security system in the South

Home Security system in the South

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    Talking Home Security system in the South

    Sorry if this has been here already. First time I believe I've seen it and thought it fit the forum here pretty well...



    How to install a Home Security system in the South:


    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
    14-16 work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
    and Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
    Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
    the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
    think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
    the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
    Better wait outside.

    "Cooter"
    "Run for your life from the man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter. So long as men live together on earth and need means to deal with one another-their only substitute, if they abandon money, is the muzzle of a gun."

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    I've heard variations before, but not sure if I've seen it on this forum...either way, I don't have to act. That pretty much describes my back porch to a 'T'.

    Never had somebody break in, either.
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    Nice letter, Cooter.
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    Personally I like the one at a local gun shop. They have a sign near the door that says "We do not dial 911". Makes you stop and think.

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    That's funny right there, don't care who ya are!
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    I got a big ole smile from that and I believe it's the first time i seen it
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    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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